i was in the apartment kitchen and ██ was there and was being weirdly affectionate toward me?
she talking about planning to buy something new on laserdisc, and i said that i didn’t know there was a laserdisc revival, and she looked at me with pity.
she saw chloe in the living room, sitting and wearing a dress (traditional checkerboard pattern?), and was ragging her for looking like that. i told her that she was being mean, and that chloe looked beautiful. she then left for the bathroom, and i went upstairs.
i noticed a weird lump on my left thigh, and it looked kinda like the tip of a penis. i then looked and saw that the same one had grown on the other leg, at around the same place? and when i tugged on one i was able to get the whole shaft out. so now i had three cocks!
“this means that i could fuck three people at once, right?"
"stop it."
"i could probably get a pretty stable gig in the porn industry though."
"lilly, no."
"they ask me what my hook is and i just say that i have three of ‘em.”
(except i was laughing so hard that i was wheezing during the last three words and i think i laughed myself awake)